You need to buy something

Hello, 

long time no see, ha? Well I was busy. Busy like a little bee. Oh, and this is Luna talking, if you didn't know. 

I don't know what happened yesterday, but I might have done something not so nice. Well, I'm pretty sure that wasn't nice, but I would never ever admit that. No way, Jose!

One minute I was playing with some white and long toy (I might of took it from a table) and the next minute Manuela walk in an she was ... how do I put this? Surprised? Angry? Shocked? All above??? 

And now she told me I need to pay for this toy that I may or may not destroyed. If you ask me, it's still great, so I don't know what's the fuss all about. So I might need to empty my piggy bank. Yes, I do have a piggy bank. Well it's actually a cow, not a pig ... but same thing. You don't believe me?? Will show it in one of my next posts and you'll see! 

But this is all for now. I have to go. I'm going to play with some toy now. And maybe Manuela will have to buy something else too, not just new earphones ...

xoxo

Luna

Fashionista

Hi there, 

Luna here. Did you miss me? I'm sure you did. 

Did you know I'm a super duper chic fashionista??? I am! 

Statement necklaces are my thing at this point. 

You don't believe it? Take a look at this ...

Do you get it now?? 

I should totally be a jewelry model! I'm so good at it! 

If you are hiring one pretty looking fashionable and young lady model - please do not hesitate to call me. I don't have a phone at the moment (I'm working on that), but you can call me on Manuela's phone - her number is: 040 *** *** (censored by Manuela)

Oh dam it! She totally censored me! 

Well you can send me a letter if you want. That should work. My address is: K********** **, **** ***** (censored by Manuela)

She did it again! 

I give up! 

I'll go and take a nap right now. 

xoxo

L.

Snuggling

It's me again - LUNA!

I bet you've missed me so so much!! And now I just made your day by showing up and talking to you again. Am I wright or am I wright?? 

So I just want to show you my favorite morning activity (well this is not just morning activity - I would do it whole day long if they would let me, but they don't so I had to be happy with what I got).

I jump al over the bed and what I love to do (and Manuela somehow hate it!) - I roll all over her pillow and I jump on it, and lick it, and do all sort of normal stuff. What?? You'll say you don't do that? Like never ever?

Oh pleaseee!! Stop it! I know you lick your pillow too. Until it's all wet and then it's much better then it was before (when was all dry).

So this is crazy little me. 

Am I gorgeous or am i gorgeous? 

Have fun and send me something to eat. I LOVE EATING, but they won't let me eat as much as I want to need to ... dam diet thing!

xoxo

Luna

Some would call me lazy

Oo hello, 

didn't see me in a while, right? 

Well I was busy. I really was. Although some would call me lazy - I disagree! I really do. I work hard every day and it's not easy to be a dog. No, ma'm. So many tasks, so many different things to do. Oo I better not start talking about that. 

Well I'm not sure who put this photo in here, but it sure wasn't me! It can even be photoshoped! Because I never do that. I never rest. Never ever. 

It's all work for this lady! 

You see! This photo is proof of my hard work! Walk, walk, walk. And nothing I can do about it, because I'm on a LEESH! Am I an ANIMAL or what??? If I could chew it, I would already done it. But that stupid thing is way to strong. And I'm talking animal strong!

So do you now believe me how hard my life is? And you didn't even see the whole thing. 

Wait, I'm gonna' show you another picture, so you'll see for yourself. 

Wait for it ...

one more second ... 

Oh here it is!

.....

WRONG ONE! 

And that damn delete button isn't working!

I assure you this one is photoshoped too! All the way photoshoped! I'm telling you the truth! 

....

I think I'll just go now ... take a moment off, since this whole thing is some kind of conspiracy! I'm telling you ... someone is messing with me ... 

xoxo

Swimming

Oh Hi there! 

It's me again! LUNA! 

I know how much you missed me so here I am. But I can't stay too long since I have some urgent things to do. Ooo don't ask me what I got to do. Well if you insist ... I have to go outside and ... pee. There - I said it. So can we talk about something else now??? If you don't mind! Thank you. 

So I wanted to tell you one thing. This summer sucks! Well I guess it's not so bad, but come on!!! It's f... HOT in here! Hello!!! My skin is covered with all this hair and truth to be told I wish I can be a Chinese Crested dog these days! The are pretty much naked so I guess they're OK with all this summer heat. 

So Manuela bought me a swimming pool. Yes she did.

 It's small, but I can't complain to much - she already told me that's not polite and that I'm the only dog in the neighborhood having my own swimming pool. Can you see how cool am I? Yes? Well, ok than.

So let's go back to my swimming pool: it's nice and cold and even when the water gets warm I still drink it. :) Manuela is mad when I do that, since she always gives me fresh (and cold) water, but OH NO! I love my warm water from a swimming pool. Because I'm just classy like that.

Water! Help me!! There's a water in my eyes! Geeze this is kind a tough sport for a girl like me. I better keep my head above the water. Or maybe I should just buy some glasses ... 

 

So this is it for today. You know where am I going right now, so see you later alligator.  

I have to go. 

Seriously. 

Don't even try to stop me. 

You all know where am I going right now ... right? 

Did I mention it before. I'm sure I did. 

I'm going  now. 

Peeing. 

Yes, I'm just so classy. Like some kind of Royal dog. Just much more prettier. 

xoxo

Hello!

Hi! 

Luna here! :) 

I'm sure you all know me and I'm so happy to be able to write something to you. 

Manuela let me use her blog, but I had to promise I'll behave and won't say anything to embarrassing or stupid. Oh well ... we'll see how that works. 

She even told me I can write my own posts more often if I'll be nice and won't offend anyone. We'll see about that. ;)) 

But today I just want to share with you how miserable I was few weeks ago. My tummy hurt really bad and when Manuela came home (I guess she was at the vet) she gave me something funny and round to eat. I heard those are some pills and I really love them since she gives them to me with some kind of meat. Every single day! Oh I couldn't be happier. :)) 

And after that my tummy didn't hurt anymore. I also heard them talking at the vet once ... they said I have this condition and that it's possible that I will have this problems for the rest of my life. I wasn't happy about it ... but I guess this isn't the worst thing it can happen to someone ... at least those pills are making me feel better and soon after I take it, the pain is gone! 

But when it does hurt I just sleep all day and don't feel like doing anything. I look so sad that all my human friends cuddle with me all day long. That's not so bad, either. ;) 

Right before I became sick M. bring me home this big monkey. Ok, it probably isn't that big to you, but it is to me. I'm pretty small, you know? So Monkey is now one of my friends. I love to spend time with him and he knows how to feel be better. 

Manuela took these pictures of me ... and as I mention before: I felt awful at that moment, so please don't resent me my no-make-up-face. 

[I feel much better now! So don't send me any Get well cards, OK?]

The end.

Oh wait!!!

I forgot something!! 

Wait, wait, wait!!!

You probably love my diary, right? Well there's no doubt about it! I know that! I just wanted to be polite. Excusez-moi! 

Well if you like it LOVE IT and would like to read in the future just click on that cute little button Manuela made me (it's in your LEFT! Are you blind or something?!). Well obviously, this is my first time on computer, so I don't know exactly how to use it, ok?? - otherwise I would make it myself!! Ok???? I'm not that incompetent, you know?!

So just click on it and you'll be directed to my DIARIES!!! Because I'm just that important. Oh yeah! I really am. 

So here we go again ... 

THE END!

For today!

See you soon!

Gotta go ... 

Manuela's mad at me ... 

apparently I droll over her computer! WHAAAT?!? Say WHAAATT??

xoxo